Is gardening with no work really gardening?

I say no, but that hasn't stopped me from becoming OBSESSED with the AeroGarden. I really really really want one. Actually, no, I don't want one; I want 10. I want them all over my kitchen. I want my kitchen to look like a greenhouse.



I wanna grow buttloads of herbs with no soil, no sun, no work. I wanna grow tomatoes. I wanna grow arugula. I wanna grow mini roses. I want big, beautiful plants to sprout not out of seeds (heavens no), but out of specalized "grow pods." And I want them to grow with amazing speed.

And I ain't the only one. It looks like about 90% of their AeroGardens are out of stock. I'm sure in a year or two they'll discover that these aeroponic plants cause a third eye to grow or some other such strange thing.

I still want one though!


'So tell me, why am I not popping your head like a zit right now?'