Dreams turn into Nightmares

I can't even get away from the horror that is dieting in my sleep ...



I was dreaming of happily sitting in a dark theater getting ready for some movie to start, and I pull out a huge, sweet, moist honey bun. I was just unwrapping it as my best friend Allison comes out of nowhere and sits in the row behind me. She very annoyingly keeps leaning over my shoulder to see what I'm doing, so I am forced to hide my honey bun until the movie is over.

Once out of the theater and away from Allison, I pull out the honey bun again only to find it dried out and crusty.

Damn ...



'So. Who do you kill for fun around here?'