So I was out in the yard early this morning (about 7-ish) playing with Ella. Out of nowhere she came speeding at me like a bull at a bullfight. I mean all 40 lbs of her barreling straight toward me at what seemed like 50 mph.
Before I could move she rammed full-speed into my right leg with the entire weight of her body. She bounced back like a tennis ball hitting the pavement and I went straight down -- all hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of pounds of me. Straight down, flat on the ground, sprawled out across the wet grass & dirt within half a second.
For a couple of seconds, I thought my leg might be broken. She hit me that HARD. It is still sore and hurting hours later.
What the hell?
3 comments:
Wish I had seen that! Couldn't be any funnier than you walking along at State and falling flat on your face though; that was the funniest thing ever :)
Now how did I know you would enjoy this post & how did I know you would be reminded of that previous episode???!!
Some things you just never forget I suppose ...
Nope, never :)
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